I have given this a great deal thought, and as I have aged I came to realize that it is not your mind, hair or hearing as you age which has been reported in the media. The first thing you lose, as a male, is your rear end. There is a point where you become a part of the saggy bottom boys group, and you begin to not only need a belt to hold your pants, but a suspenders to hold up the rear of your pants. Being older I have found it is not just your pants but included your under underwear. I am forever having to pull my underwear up although I am wearing a belt and suspenders. Anyway, I am seriously designing special underwear suspenders for my underwear so they will quit falling down while wandering around the house in my briefs, so I am not flashing plumbers cleavage to people hanging around my house.